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<?php
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// Here we begin our descent into a magical world of meaningless character sets – because why use actual art?
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function getRandomCharacterSet() {
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// Apparently, ASCII art isn't stunning enough without bizarre symbols and numbers, so let's randomize that too.
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$sets = [
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'set1' => '┌┐└┘─│├┤┴┬ ',
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'set2' => '╔╗╚╝═║╠╣╩╦ ',
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'set3' => '╒╕╘╛═│╞╡╧╤ ',
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'set4' => '╓╖╙╜─║╟╢╨╥ ',
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'set5' => '01 ',
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'set6' => '░▒▓█▀▄▌▐ ',
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'set7' => '↑/↓ ',
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'set8' => '▲▼/►◄ ',
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'set9' => '┌┐└┘─│├┤┴┬╔╗╚╝═║╠╣╩╦╒╕╘╛═│╞╡╧╤╓╖╙╜─║╟╢╨╥░▒▓█▀▄▌▐ ',
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'set10' => 'WESEEYOU ',
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'set11' => 'OBEYTHESYSTEM ',
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'set12' => 'HACKTHEPLANET ',
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'set13' => 'CATcat ',
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'set14' => 'CYBER '
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];
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// Randomly decide which aesthetics to ruin this time.
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$randomSetKey = array_rand($sets);
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return $sets[$randomSetKey];
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}
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// Create art to showcase the existential void, because everyone needs more ASCII in their life.
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function generateRandomAsciiArt($width, $height) {
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$characters = getRandomCharacterSet();
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$totalChars = mb_strlen($characters);
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$art = '';
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for ($i = 0; $i < $height; $i++) {
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for ($j = 0; $j < $width; $j++) {
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$art .= mb_substr($characters, rand(0, $totalChars - 1), 1);
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}
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$art .= "\n";
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}
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return $art;
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}
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// Surely people still believe color inversion is edgy, right?
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function invertColor($r, $g, $b) {
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return [255 - $r, 255 - $g, 255 - $b];
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}
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// Let’s add some rebellious text to our rebellious art.
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function addTextOverlay($image, $text, $fontSize, $posX, $posY, $textColor, $angle = 0) {
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$font = __DIR__ . '/BlockZone.ttf'; // Just hoping this font actually exists here, because who checks these things?
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imagettftext($image, $fontSize, $angle, $posX, $posY, $textColor, $font, $text);
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}
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// Convert arbitrary characters into an even more arbitrary image.
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function asciiArtToImage($fontSize = 16, $lineHeight = 1.0, $overlayX = 0, $overlayY = 0) {
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$fixedWidth = 500;
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$fixedHeight = 500;
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$charactersPerLine = ceil($fixedWidth / $fontSize);
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$lines = ceil($fixedHeight / ($fontSize * $lineHeight));
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$asciiArt = generateRandomAsciiArt($charactersPerLine, $lines);
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$lines = explode("\n", trim($asciiArt));
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$im = imagecreatetruecolor($fixedWidth, $fixedHeight);
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$bgRed = rand(0, 255);
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$bgGreen = rand(0, 255);
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$bgBlue = rand(0, 255);
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$bgColor = imagecolorallocate($im, $bgRed, $bgGreen, $bgBlue);
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list($textRed, $textGreen, $textBlue) = invertColor($bgRed, $bgGreen, $bgBlue);
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$textColor = imagecolorallocate($im, $textRed, $textGreen, $textBlue);
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imagefilledrectangle($im, 0, 0, $fixedWidth, $fixedHeight, $bgColor);
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$font = __DIR__ . '/BlockZone.ttf'; // Again, fingers crossed this is actually here!
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$y = $fontSize;
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foreach ($lines as $line) {
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imagettftext($im, $fontSize, 0, 0, $y, $textColor, $font, $line);
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$y += $fontSize * $lineHeight;
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}
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// Add some profound text to our profound masterpiece.
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addTextOverlay($im, '░▒▓ @void@cyber.ms ▓▒░', 16, $overlayX, $overlayY, $textColor, 90);
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return $im;
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}
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// Preserve this legacy-defining art in a redundant file format.
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function saveImage($im) {
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$filePath = __DIR__ . '/ascii_art.png';
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imagepng($im, $filePath);
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imagedestroy($im);
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return $filePath;
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}
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// Time to flood Mastodon with more digital enlightenment.
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function uploadToMastodon($filePath, $accessToken, $instance) {
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$ch = curl_init();
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, "$instance/api/v2/media");
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, 1);
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, [
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'Authorization: Bearer ' . $accessToken
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]);
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// Making sure our precious file gets the respect it deserves.
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$cfile = curl_file_create($filePath, 'image/png', 'ascii_art.png');
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$postData = [
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'file' => $cfile,
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'description' => 'The image has a complex Ascii-Art maze-like pattern, with the text "@void@cyber.ms" written vertically on the right side.'
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];
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, $postData);
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$response = curl_exec($ch);
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curl_close($ch);
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if (!$response) {
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return null; // Because why should things go smoothly?
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}
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// Hope the response contains something useful because we never know.
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$responseData = json_decode($response, true);
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return $responseData['id'] ?? null;
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}
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// Finally, let’s bombard Mastodon with our work of art wrapped in profound status messages.
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function postStatusToMastodon($mediaId, $accessToken, $instance, $status) {
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$ch = curl_init();
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_URL, "$instance/api/v1/statuses");
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POST, 1);
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, true);
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_HTTPHEADER, [
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'Authorization: Bearer ' . $accessToken
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]);
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$postData = [
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'status' => $status,
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'visibility' => 'unlisted',
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'media_ids[]' => $mediaId
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];
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curl_setopt($ch, CURLOPT_POSTFIELDS, http_build_query($postData));
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curl_exec($ch);
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curl_close($ch);
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}
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// Retrieve a random message just because we can.
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function getRandomStatus() {
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$fileContent = file(__DIR__ . '/post.txt', FILE_IGNORE_NEW_LINES | FILE_SKIP_EMPTY_LINES);
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if (!$fileContent) {
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return 'Default status message'; // Always be prepared for disappointment.
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}
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return $fileContent[array_rand($fileContent)];
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}
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// Check our trivial security measure because who doesn't love gatekeeping?
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if (!isset($_GET['key']) || $_GET['key'] !== 'XXXX-XXXX-XXXX') {
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$overlayX = 440;
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$overlayY = 380;
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$image = asciiArtToImage(16, 1.0, $overlayX, $overlayY);
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header('Content-Type: image/png');
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imagepng($image);
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imagedestroy($image);
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exit;
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}
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// Thrilled to showcase this hidden treasure of keys.
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$accessToken = 'YOUR_ACCESS_TOKEN_HERE'; // Insert placeholder for the magical access token.
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$instance = 'https://cyber.ms'; // The instance where dreams become reality.
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$overlayX = 440;
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$overlayY = 380;
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$image = asciiArtToImage(16, 1.0, $overlayX, $overlayY);
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$filePath = saveImage($image);
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$mediaId = uploadToMastodon($filePath, $accessToken, $instance);
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if ($mediaId) {
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$randomStatus = getRandomStatus();
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postStatusToMastodon($mediaId, $accessToken, $instance, $randomStatus);
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echo 'Image posted to Mastodon!'; // Triumphantly announce our victory.
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} else {
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echo 'Failed to upload image to Mastodon.'; // Accept our fate gracefully.
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}
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?>
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