#!/bin/bash display_errors() { clear for i in {1..20}; do echo "ERROR: Critical failure in corteximplant.sys!" sleep 0.1 done } display_message() { clear printf "\e[38;5;0;49m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;0m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄\e[m\n" printf "\e[49;38;5;15m▀\e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄\e[38;5;0;49m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄\e[49m \e[m\n" printf "\e[49m \e[49;38;5;0m▀\e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄▄\e[38;5;15;49m▄\e[49m \e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄▄\e[49;38;5;0m▀\e[49m \e[m\n" printf "\e[49m \e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄\e[48;5;15m \e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;0m▄▄▄▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;0m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;0m▄\e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄\e[49;38;5;0m▀\e[49m \e[m\n" printf "\e[49m \e[49;38;5;15m▀\e[48;5;15m \e[38;5;15;48;5;15m▄▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄\e[38;5;0;48;5;0m▄\e[48;5;15m \e[38;5;0;48;5;15m▄\e[49m \e[m\n" } display_status_updates() { message_lines=7 tput cup $message_lines 0 printf "#########################################################\n" printf "# #\n" printf "# \e[91mALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! \e[0m #\n" printf "# #\n" printf "# #\n" printf "# Choom! #\n" printf "# Your CORTEX IMPLANT has been compromised! #\n" printf "# To regain access, \e[93mpay 5000EB via Credchip\e[0m within #\n" printf "# the next 24 hours or your CORTEX IMPLANT will #\n" printf "# be \e[91mfried!\e[0m #\n" printf "# #\n" printf "# Send the payment to: \e[93m@lucy@corteximplant.com\e[0m #\n" printf "# #\n" printf "#########################################################\n" } clear echo "Starting corteximplant.sys" sleep 2 echo "Loading files..." sleep 2 clear echo "CORTEX IMPLANT OS" sleep 2 display_errors display_message display_status_updates printf "Initializing encryption of your files...\n" sleep 10 for i in {1..3}; do printf "Encrypting file $i/6385...\n" sleep 1 done printf "Error! Critical file 'corteximplant.sys' not encryptable.\n" sleep 1 for i in {4..6385}; do printf "Encrypting file $i/6385...\n" done printf "All files have been successfully encrypted. Congratulations!\n" printf "\e[91mWarning: Do not turn off your computer!\e[0m\n" printf "You have 24 hours to make the payment...\n" for i in {1..24}; do printf "$i hours remaining...\n" sleep 1 done printf "\e[91mTime's up! Your CORTEX IMPLANT will now be fried!\e[0m\n" sleep 2 printf "\e[93mJust kidding! This was all a bad joke! No files were encrypted and your CORTEX IMPLANT is safe.\e[0m\n" # rm hacked.sh