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# Dave
A Mastodon Bot written in Python that posts random Scooter quotes every time you run it.
[@dave@cyber.ms](https://cyver.ms/@Dave)
Big thanks to [Ramses](https://corteximplant.com/@revengeday) for helping me and making it even better! :3
---
## Requirements
- Python3
- pyYAML
- Mastodon.py
---
## Installation
1. **Clone the repository**:
```sh
git clone https://git.cyberwa.re/dalfuss/Dave.git
```
2. **Navigate to the project directory**:
```sh
cd Dave
```
3. **Create Mastodon App and enter Credentials**:
- Go to your Mastodon Settings -> Development
- Klick "New Application"
- Enter an Application Name
- Scroll down to "Scopes" and check "write:statuses"
- Submit
- Klick on your new Application and copy your access token
- In your Terminal enter
```sh
nano mastodon.yml
```
- Replace the placeholders
```yaml
url: https://INSTANCE.URL # <-- Your instance URL here, e.g https://corteximplant.com
token: APP_TOKEN_HERE # <-- Your application token here
```
4. **Create .venv so you don't mess up your global Python**:
```sh
sudo apt install virtualenv
virtualenv .venv
```
5. **Switch to your Virtual Env and install the requirements**:
```sh
source .venv/bin/activate
pip install -r requirements.txt
```
6. Now you can either run it manually with
```sh
python bot.py
```
7. Or create a cronjob to run it on a timer (use [Crontab.guru](https://crontab.guru/) if you need help :3)
```sh
contab -e
# This will run the script every 3 hours
0 */3 * * * /path/to/Dave/.venv/bin/python /path/to/Dave/wicked.py
```
## Contributing
Want to add more Scooter lines?Just send a pull request. (Or don't and add them manually to your `lyrics.yml`)
## Contact
Got questions? Hit me up anywhere listed on [dalfuss.link](https://dalfuss.link/) :3

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- quotes:
- Is everybody on the floor?
- We put some energy into this place!
- I want to ask you something: are you ready for the sound of Scooter?!
- I want to see you sweat!
- I said: I want to see you sweat!
- Hyper! Hyper!
- Excuse me! Where is the bass drum?
- We need the bass drum!
- Come on!
- It′s so beautiful to see your hands in the air!
- Put your hands in the air!
- This is Scooter! We want to sing a big shout to U.S., and to all ravers in the world!
- Keep the vibes...
- I'll have to ask you again: do you like it hardcore?
- Do you like it hardcore?
- We need the hardcore!
- Sit there, be good, bye-bye!
- Pump it up!
- Aaaah! I ramp, me no ramp!
- Me no skin!
- Me no play, yeah!
- When me chant 'pon the microphone
- Junglists in the place
- Scooter are you readyyy?
- Love, peace and unity
- Siberia, the place to be
- The K, the L, the F and the ology
- Halleluja!
- Siberiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Yay!
- We′re gettin′ jiggy!
- How much is the fish?
- The chase is better the catch
- Transforming the tunes
- We need your support
- If you′ve got the breath back
- It's the first page of the second chapter
- I want you back for the rhythm-attack
- Coming down on the floor like a maniac
- I want you back for the rhythm-attack
- Get down in full effect
- Sunshine in the air
- We′re breaking the rules
- Ignore the machine
- You won't ever stop this
- The chase is better than the catch
- Wooow
- I want you back so clean up the dish
- By the way, how much is the fish?
- I am the horseman
- I′m mentally mad
- I am a super sharp shooter sittin' on a rooftop
- My name is MC H.
- I got the big breaks, the bass
- One, two, check
- It′s a mixture rough to the core
- Through the texture
- Come and get a taste of the fixture, yeah
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah, yeah I feel hardcore
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah, yeah always hardcore
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah, yeah I feel hardcore
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah, yeah always hardcore
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah, yeah I feel hardcore
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah, yeah always hardcore
- Yeah, aaa, aaa, aah
- Want a lyrical sex
- Ice the platinum tech
- With a minute in the game
- When discover my necks, you don't fret
- Me and my crew we are too H O T
- For any crew out there or any MC
- Rippin' up the B you want H A T E
- Jealousy won′t get you nowhere, I′m H.P. yeah
- Alright
- One world, one people, one music
- Scooter, back in the house, yeah
- Get off your shirts and wait for further instructions
- Starting the, "Microphone business"
- I′ve got one message for the next decade
- Move your ass
- All right posse, keep it up
- Hardcore
- Come on, keep it up
- Ravers unite
- Maximum respect to the whole European posse
- Make some noise
- Ravers of the Universe
- You, keep the spirit alive
- Come on, come on, hardcore
- Sing it, yeah-ay, yeah-ay Yeah-ay, yeah-ay
- Alright, come on posse, you've gotta keep it up
- Come on, party, you′ve gotta move
- Alright, come on posse, you've gotta keep it up
- Come on, party, move your ass
- It's nice to be important. But it′s more important to be nice!
- Posse, you keep the spirit alive
- You still feel alright?
- You want some more?
- Come on
- Kickin′ it, kickin' it, kickin′ it yeah
- Move your ass, yeah
- Rave nation, stay tuned
- Welcome posse
- We′re kicking up
- Once again, we have the plan
- Driving you wild, as good as we can
- Don't stop us now, we′re gonna make you move
- Raving outside to the passionate groove
- So I wanna check the microphone
- I wanna check the microphone
- I wanna check, I wanna check
- The Rick, the Ferris and MC H.P.
- Scooter, back in the U.K.
- Yes, somewhere in England, banging the bass
- Join our trip to this weird place
- Back to nature where we can be
- Faster and harder, louder and free
- We started in 1994
- In 1996, we're still on the case
- Hold tight crew
- Together no one can stop us now
- The birds, the trees, the clouds, the seas
- The Rick, The Ferris and MC H.P.
- Encore, hardcore
- Rock you down to the floor
- Posse saw ya on the border
- Jungle jumper under order
- Every minute, every hour, got the power
- Take a shower, brand stuff
- Screaming lord, wicked and tough
- Right now, say lord have mercy
- I′ve got the money, I've got the place
- You′ve got the figure, you've got the face
- Let's get together
- We′re jumping all over, all over the world
- Singing, jumping all over the world
- I′ve got the music, I've got the lights
- You′ve got the figure full of delights
- Let's get together
- I've got position, I′ve got the name
- You've got the power to drive me insane
- I′ve got the money, I've got the place
- You′ve got the figure, you've got the face
- I like the way it′s hard, I love the way it's loud
- I like the way it′s hard
- I love the way it's loud
- No one understands what the fuck I am about
- Just step into the place, and hear what I say
- I spit with the lyric, no time for delay
- Slam rock with the jungle man to man, with the jam
- You know who I am
- When me come me coming rough, you know I′m above
- Be there!
- I drop it medium rare, yeah!
- J'adore hardcore...
- Doin' it together!
- C′mon!
- Sing it!
- Yeahhh!
- For sure I got my plan, don′t really give a damn!
- On my own mission, I fight like a man
- Doin' it for myself, not for the industry!
- Check ′pon the rhythm, and to the M.I.C.
- Slam rock with the jungle hand to hand, hummin' a bum
- ′Cause I got the jam
- When me come me coming rough, I got the stuff
- Be there!
- Let's shuffle in the air, yeah!
- J′adore hardcore...
- Raise your hands up to the roof...
- Raise your hands up in the air...
- 3 a.m.!
- The painted cow!
- Yeah!
- You ain′t stopping us now! (Wonderful human beings) (hey!)
- Yeah! I am the Junglist souljah
- Come on!
- The rocket launcher stopped ya! (Hey!)
- It's not a bird, it's not a plane
- It must be Dave who′s on the train
- Wanna, wanna get′cha, gonna, gonna get'cha!
- Tell ′em that I told ya
- Yeah!
- Alright!
- Are you ready? It's not a game!
- I chant so much, I turn you insane
- Wanna, wanna get′cha, gonna, gonna get'cha!
- Messing up the area, yeah! (Hey!)
- Come on! (Hey!)
- I am the freshman
- Messing up the jam!
- Turning up the stereo
- Join the caravan (hey!)
- Skippy, the rain won't come!
- Alright everybody
- Tie you shoes
- Yeah
- From the H to the P on da mic you will see
- The people′s champ that's me
- Yeah
- Skibadee, skibadanger, I am the rearranger
- Hit them with the raw for sure
- Now bun your draw
- Skibadee, skibadanger
- I am the rearranger
- Never, never endeavour
- The good weather
- Or whether we be there
- Only for your pleasure
- Yeah
- Maria, believe me, I like it loud
- Right now posse
- We′re the special guest mixologists
- Yeah
- Aaargh...
- I ritz bits for da hits with the lyrics
- With a robotic, narcotic in the pocket
- The fire rocket, blood socket, I crack whip
- Elastic to plastic, my platinum hit
- You git, gudda gudda get up with it
- Me on the mic, be sophisticated
- DJ's articulated, me on the mic
- Yeah
- Here we go
- Thank you
- I want everybody as close to the stage as possible
- Get there speed
- We′re going back to the heavy weight jams
- Let's go out for a walk to the other side
- Get the sound
- Join the crew
- And you feel alright
- No more victory
- Go back to reality
- It′s the message
- So listen and you will see
- No illusion
- The spirit is what you feel
- Get the volume
- Tonight you can make it real
- I explain once again
- We wont let you down
- We can't stop going on that's what i′m about
- Faster, harder, scooter
- We′re getting faster harder scooter
- FASTER
- HARDER
- SCOOTER
- From japan and brasil to the usa
- Let me ask you if there is a better way
- I believe in missing the time we had
- Don't you know we just want you
- No bad rumours or chargers will make us stop
- Now the time has come we will reach the top
- I explain once again
- We wont let you down
- We can′t stop going on that's what i′m about
- Everbody shout
- 'Yes'
- Aah!
- Party people!
- The sky has changed
- Can you smell the sun?
- It′s time, for the most exciting season!
- It's time, for summer... an endless summer!
- Move to the baseline!
- Move to the baseline! Jump, jump!
- Endless summer, endless summer
- Can you feel it?!
- Love is in the air! Endless summer, endless summer
- Party people!
- Come follow me, come follow me, come follow me this sunny day!
- Generation of the future! See ya!
- We got the turbo
- We gonna hit you harder!
- Chicks in motion Across the ocean
- We start the party
- So come on everybody, yeahhhh!
- BASS!
- No more coffee, just have a beer
- You like to party? That's why I'm here!
- Can you tell me? How do I get off the bus, right?
- To the beat now, one two three four!

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url: https://INSTANCE.URL
token: APP_TOKEN_HERE

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blurhash==1.1.4
certifi==2024.12.14
charset-normalizer==3.4.1
decorator==5.1.1
idna==3.10
Mastodon.py==1.8.1
python-dateutil==2.9.0.post0
python-magic==0.4.27
PyYAML==6.0.2
requests==2.32.3
six==1.17.0
urllib3==2.3.0

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import random
import yaml
from mastodon import Mastodon
with open("mastodon.yml", "r") as config_file:
try:
mastodon_data = yaml.safe_load(config_file)
except yaml.YAMLError as e:
print(f"Scooter says: YAML error in config loading, hyper hyper! {e}")
exit(1)
mastodon = Mastodon(
access_token=mastodon_data.get("token"),
api_base_url=mastodon_data.get("url")
)
with open("lyrics.yml", "r") as lyrics_file:
try:
lines = yaml.safe_load(lyrics_file)
except yaml.YAMLError as e:
print(f"Scooter alert: YAML mix-up in lyrics! Call the doctor! {e}")
exit(1)
output = random.choice(lines.get("quotes", []))
visibility = 'public' if random.random() >= 0.9 else 'unlisted'
try:
mastodon.status_post(output, visibility=visibility)
print("Success! Our post has rocked the Mastodon stage!")
except Exception as e:
print(f"Scooter check: Something went bonkers with the Mastodon post! How much is the fish? {e}")